Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 26, 2019

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    kevin  over 5 years ago

    You should try the hot stone massage.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Clearly the massage literally melted him.

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    gary  over 5 years ago

    I guess the “hot stone massage” is off the table.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ll just smooth it over with this hair dryer… oooh…

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Wow, that’s gonna leave a mark!

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    silverking1953  over 5 years ago

    Your troubles will just melt away……….

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    The masseuse is getting frostbite.

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    Frosty’s slush fund.

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    Dan Miller  over 5 years ago

    Just don’t accidentally hit the snow balls!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    …and away go troubles down the drain.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Do NOT roll over!

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry, he’ll get hard when he goes outside. For every one else, though…

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