Job suffered because God made a bar bet with Satan. And when Job complained, God’s answer came down to “Shut up, punk! Who do you think you are?” More people should read the Bible so there’d be fewer believers in it.
Part of Job’s test was the death of his seven daughters. God made it OK by replacing them with seven new daughters who were ‘more beautiful’ than those who were killed. Yeah, hotter daughters. That makes the killing of the first seven fine. Nice guy, that God.
We have Jim to thank for the occassional episodes in church. I don’t remember King, Perry, or Moores ever bothered much to do so. I could be wrong. Amen.
DaJellyBelly over 5 years ago
That’s cute! ;-)
JD'Huntsville'AL over 5 years ago
Why would god need to test you? I thought he was all knowing, which means he already knows the results of the test before he does the test.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Job suffered because God made a bar bet with Satan. And when Job complained, God’s answer came down to “Shut up, punk! Who do you think you are?” More people should read the Bible so there’d be fewer believers in it.
WaitingMan over 5 years ago
Part of Job’s test was the death of his seven daughters. God made it OK by replacing them with seven new daughters who were ‘more beautiful’ than those who were killed. Yeah, hotter daughters. That makes the killing of the first seven fine. Nice guy, that God.
BlitzMcD over 5 years ago
Testing of your faith always leaves stretch marks. Trust me on that one…..
georgestrum5 over 5 years ago
We have Jim to thank for the occassional episodes in church. I don’t remember King, Perry, or Moores ever bothered much to do so. I could be wrong. Amen.