Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 09, 2018

Bad tidings

Deny. Deny. Deny.

Kid should be wearing a blond toupee.

The Earth has always been in a state of change.

3mm/year=11"/century. That kid’s problem is the incoming tide.

Rumor has it that the level has risen some 300 feet over the last 10,000 years.. why would we assume it has conveniently stopped rising just when we… have our beachfront where we… like it.

Yep, that idiot knows perfectly well that it’s just the tide. Just like massive wildfires, “100-year floods” every year, steadily climbing CO2 levels and temperatures, crop failures, the expansion of areas subject to tropical diseases, and yes, Antarctica and Greenland melting and ocean water simply expanding from heat leading to rising water, is just … um … fake news?

Notice his pink skin is starting to show a nasty sunburn, thanks to the depleted ozone layer.

Our President says it isn’t so, therefore, it isn’t so. So now we can expand coal production, relax regulations on car emissions, increase oil production and stop funding for electric cars, etc., etc., etc.

That’s Donnie Dimwit making expansions on his precious Mar-A-Lago!

I think the tide just came in.

Correctly analogized, that tide is the “weather”, not the “climate”.

Boo.