Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 13, 2018

the Claus Intelligence Agency, kid

Maybe he’s just a stalker…

NSA.

Don’t forget he’s everywhere at the same time!

NSA would be a better punchline

“He sees you when you’re sleeping” – Does that imply omnipresence?

“He knows when you’re awake” – Does this imply omniscience?

“He knows if you’ve been bad or good” – Does that mean he has the ability and the right to make absolute moral judgments?

The theological implications are staggering.

Hmmm……that kid looks very familiar.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150912061639/http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9412/df941215.jpg

Or he’s with Google, Facebook or Amazon.

Bet Santa is happy when a kid without pants sits in his lap

Actually, NSA. The CIA is prohibited by law to operate domestically. :-)

Nednewbie is right, it’s not C.I.A., they’re restricted in where they can “watch” – it’s the N.S.A. – they can be ANYWHERE with NO restrictions, whatsoever! And they’re so secret we NEVER hear about them – at all!

nednewbie is correct, it’s actually, not C.I.A., they’re restricted in where they can “watch” – it’s the N.S.A. – they can be ANYWHERE with NO restrictions, whatsoever! And they’re so secret we NEVER hear about them – at all!

How old is that joke?

According to Ray Stevens, Santa Claus IS the secret head of the CIA.