Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 05, 2018

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My dogs never peed on the trees. They just drank the water in the stand and slept under it. Watch out Louie, you may pee on a live wire or a socket without a bulb in it. Zzzzzttt!

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    linsonl  over 5 years ago

    A few years back ago, our cat caught a bat and brought it into the house, where it got loose and flew into the Christmas tree, where it hung upside down. Well, you can imagine how that went over with my wife. I thought she beat the thing to death with a broom, but when I picked it up to throw it out, it was alive enough tp bite my right index finger. I called my company medical hotline, and they said get to the nearest emergency room now!! So I went to the hospital and started the first of what was going to be about a jillion of injections, starting with my fingertip. OUCH!!! Then up my arm, turn over and drop your boxers, there are buttocks there we can stick needles, and down the back of my legs. one of the nurses said to me: “You are really lucky, this used to be really painful.” I told her she was doing a pretty good job of causing pain right now, thank you very much. She told me I could go for several years without worrying about getting rabies. I told her I had gone for fifty years without worrying about rabies. The cat got one shot at the vet that protected her. I got about fifty to protect me. Life ain’t fair.

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    linsonl  over 5 years ago

    Squirrels are not rabies carriers. They told me to assume all bats have it. I had a long talk with my vet about rabies. He gets a yearly shot just like the cat does, he said.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Henry should know better than to get a live tree by now!

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    capkidd  over 5 years ago

    Same with an artificial tree, a tree is a tree to Louie.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Another reason that girl dogs are better.

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    SheMc  over 5 years ago

    I really thought you were house trained Louie!!!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Good afternoon Crew!

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    mountaingreenery.  over 5 years ago

    Louie will really have relief if the tree is on the poop deck.

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    rgcviper  over 5 years ago

    Well, that’s one way to get into the holiday spirit …

    Good Evening, Crew.

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    linsonl  over 5 years ago

    Hey, aircraft engineer, I was an overhaul mechanic for a major airline in Atlanta at that time, now retired, and we would leave the hangar doors open in the summer. On the midnight shift, we had bugs attracted by the lights, and the bugs attracted bats. It was a HUGE hanger, so we had many bats flying around us chasing bugs. Oddly enough, we ignored them and they ignored us. If you know airplanes, overhauling an airplane gives you enough problems that a few bats can be ignored.

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