Drew Sheneman for November 14, 2018

  1. Jock
    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    Paraphrasing an old “Tank McNamara” arc about a football team owner threatening to move his team unless the city built a new stadium for him: “And that would expose your city to the SHAME of not supporting the NFL!”

    The mayor: “Don’t forget to turn out the lights when you leave.”

    The next day, while the owner and his minions worry what to do next, a messenger comes running it: “San Antonio just told us they would build a $250 million stadium for us, and rent it to us for a dollar a year!”

    The owner: “Whew, just when you’re afraid one ISN’T born every minute!”

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