And the “free gift” is some piece of junk you could get in the nearest dollar store… I can remember the ads in the 80s with “get a free mini boom box with a subscription”… it was very ‘mini’… like about 4 inches long and sounded a step or two above a crystal set.
…and if the first bottle is free, howcum they need your credit card number?Ans: To know who to monthly “refillc harge” for the next dozen years while trying to untangle the mess BTDT
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
definitely don’t want something that seems unnecessary in the junk drawer
Breadboard over 5 years ago
If it’s Free it’s for me ;-)
JudyHendrickson over 5 years ago
ohhh yeah!!! just ask any telemarketer!!!
silverking1953 over 5 years ago
They don’t call it commercial TV for nothing!
Harumph over 5 years ago
just pay shipping and handling…so it’s not really free.
pcolli over 5 years ago
“(And still make a profit).”
sheilag over 5 years ago
And the “free gift” is some piece of junk you could get in the nearest dollar store… I can remember the ads in the 80s with “get a free mini boom box with a subscription”… it was very ‘mini’… like about 4 inches long and sounded a step or two above a crystal set.
Bramosenos Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Free Gift”: from the Department of Redundancy Department.
unca jim over 5 years ago
…and if the first bottle is free, howcum they need your credit card number?Ans: To know who to monthly “refillc harge” for the next dozen years while trying to untangle the mess BTDT
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
Yep! Purse strings!
jppjr over 5 years ago
The best things in live are free…..plus tax.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
I’ve bought several marionettes – and every single one had strings attached!