Years ago Robert Morse starred in “The Loved One” in which he inherited a funeral parlor. While the remaining employee was showing him the casket selections he explained that the regular ones had a cotton lining but the more expensive ones had a silk lining. Why is that, Morse asked? “No chafing” the employee replied.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Years ago Robert Morse starred in “The Loved One” in which he inherited a funeral parlor. While the remaining employee was showing him the casket selections he explained that the regular ones had a cotton lining but the more expensive ones had a silk lining. Why is that, Morse asked? “No chafing” the employee replied.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
What!?!?. A 24-hour sales showroom? Wonder if the guy naps in one during his ‘break time?’
BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Let my show you our deluxe Sleep Number caskets.”
corpcasselbury over 5 years ago
I didn’t know Dracula had a bad back.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
And a softer pillow filled with duck and raven feathers.