La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 19, 2018

I like presidents who DON’T insult real heroes.

I like presidents who DON’T lose the popular vote.

I like presidents who DON’T conspire with hostile foreign adversaries.

I like presidents who DON’T have to pay hush money to porn stars and Playboy models.

I like presidents who DON’T launder money for Russia.

I like presidents who DON’T violate the emoluments clause.

Is the president’s son Donald Trump, Jr. and grandson Donald Trump III even allowed to attend McCain’s funeral?

I offer this as an amendment, we need in the constitution:AMENDMENT XXVIII (proposed).

No candidate for any federal elective office shall be eligible without first having served full time, a minimum of two years in the Armed Forces of the United States of America. Full Information on the details of such service shall be openly and publicly made available as part of the candidate’s campaign literature for the voters to examine.

Yeah, use a man’s funeral for political blather. Real classy.

You forgot don’t insult Gold Star Families…

Anything he said would have been hypocritical & self serving anyway, like at a Wednesday.