Little Fried Chicken and Sushi by Khalid Birdsong for August 27, 2018

  1. Lady dragoncat
    Dragoncat  over 5 years ago

    I remember one karate class, when Sensei was talking about what happened one time at a bar. He had to fend off some drunken fool, before deciding he (the fool) had had enough, and he went to the bar to calm himself. Then someone else tried to grab him from behind. He asked me to help demonstrate what he did next. So he turned his back, and (as instructed) I reached out to grab his shoulder. He instantly turned around and with one hand, he grabbed my fingers and bent them backwards.

    Oh, don’t worry… my hand was okay. Nothing broken, and I made sure to go down to avoid any real damage. But the thing is, the sound made from my bones was enough Snap, Crackle and Pop to fill a cereal bowl.

    As for Mr. Someone Else… He was okay, too. Turned out, he wanted to buy Sensei a drink for the way he handled the drunken fool.

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  2. Lady dragoncat
    Dragoncat  over 5 years ago

    He should try kneeling. See how comfortable that is…

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  3. Toughcat
    bakana  over 5 years ago

    That’s why the apartment Came with that Couch.

    The landlord Knew it was going to an American Family.

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