Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 22, 2010
December 21, 2010
December 23, 2010
Transcript:
bixby: hamhock, I got you a gig for one of them preschool picture books. Hamhock: great! which one? Bixby: It's a new outfit, but they're eager. They're taking this seriously. I'm impressed by their effort. hamhock: "the pig says moo." Bixby: That said, there's room for improvement...
zero over 13 years ago
Moo shu pork?
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Hey, this is going to be a book for CITY kids,. In the big city, ALL the animals–cow, pig, chicken, whatever–make the same sound:
“SIZZLE!”
(tip o’ the hat to Terry Pratchett for that gag)
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
If it’s a Thai pig, he’s simply introducing himself.
Patchee over 13 years ago
Great one jukeofurl
pinkdryad Premium Member over 13 years ago
if the only education you get is from facebook flair, most of the “moo, I’m a cow”-type flair are “moo, I’m a pig” or various iterations thereof but never the actual animal with the actual sound
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
The pig says, “Moo” Before the year is New. You may think it’s quirky, But before Thanksgiving, “Moo,” says the turkey.
Zencat over 13 years ago
Turkey. Pork. Cow. With a good sweet and sour sauce it’s all good.