Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 31, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    Are the police going to be thoughtless by throwing you (again) into jail, Andy?

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Wait until the police show up….you’ll wish you had gone drinking instead.

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    Vizungu  almost 6 years ago

    Does Andy know how to read (and write)…!?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    Tell them you’re going for the chip, not the fish. Knowing you, they just might believe you.

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    formathe  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe Andy has some First Nations blood in him. They can ignore those signs.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 6 years ago

    There’s a classic where Andy is (for some odd reason) sober, and watching a drunk stagger along (possibly heading homewards, but who can know?) The drunk stumbles, and Andy tells the reader: “That’s disgraceful! The Council should DO summat about that flippin’ pavement!”

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    banjinshiju  almost 6 years ago

    If the sign said, “No catching” , Andy would be safe.

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    tad1  almost 6 years ago

    How inconsiderate of them.

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    Sherlock5  5 months ago

    Andy is one of those people who believe the rules never apply to him.

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