Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 03, 2018

Nope

“Or was that my Pacemaker low battery Alert?”

In my experience, people who say that aging is optional are just the ones to whom it hasn’t happened yet.

Aging isn’t optional, but maturing is.

Never trust a fart Mrs. Olsen!!!

Ah. When people get old and feeble, it’s their own fault. Nice.

‘Thar she blows!’

excuse me, my gut biom is having a party

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is not.

Maybe it means you can be old and use that as an excuse for doing less or you can be old and just not allow the fact to bother you. Giving in may be an aging tradition but it isn’t required for everyone.

Mrs. Olsen, suffering from the heartbreak of borborygmi.

Growing old is mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

You should keep that little kid with you all your life. You’ll enjoy it much more……

regarding aging optional, check out the new Ace Of Cups album

That girl hopes she can stop at Plainwell’s age.

ROFLOL