Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 18, 2018

YOU sound totally unrealistic, Andy, for you have no common sense.

All ‘films’ are inherently unrealistic…

If andy had been in the same pub, that pint wouldn’t have gone wasted.

That Bloke couldn’t chug it down? Wotta Light Weight!!

That is a good way to get punched in the nose, Andy.

Superhuman powers from a radioactive spider bite or yellow sun I can see, but THAT’S ridiculous!

It’s a staple of TV and movies: characters sit down, order food and/or drinks, have a conversation, and leave before eating or drinking.

oooo andy!!!

If you put Andy in a room with two pints of ale, and a beautiful naked woman, he’d drink the pints first !

( Unlike some of us< who have enough sense, to save one pint for afters ! )

It’s a good thing that they don’t have children.

I know. Isn’t it proposterus?

xxx

Homer Simpson would probably agree with Andy. He once said (well, sang, actually) “I’d rather drink a beer than win father of the year.”

I wonder how Andy would change if he and Flo had a child!