A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, ‘What are the grounds for your divorce?’‘About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.’‘No,’ he said, ‘I mean what is the foundation of this case?’‘It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,’ she responded.‘I mean,’ he continued, ‘what are your relations like?’‘I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband’s parents.’The judge took a deep breath and asked, ‘Do you have a real grudge?’‘No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don’t have a car.’‘Please,’ he tried again, ‘is there any infidelity in your marriage?’‘Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music – all that hip hop and rap tap – but we can’t seem to do anything about it.’’Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?’‘Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.’Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, ‘Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?’Oh, I don’t want a divorce,’ she replied.’I’ve never wanted a divorce, but my husband does.He says he can’t communicate with me.’
bluegirl285 over 5 years ago
Reminds me of a joke:
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, ‘What are the grounds for your divorce?’‘About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.’‘No,’ he said, ‘I mean what is the foundation of this case?’‘It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,’ she responded.‘I mean,’ he continued, ‘what are your relations like?’‘I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband’s parents.’The judge took a deep breath and asked, ‘Do you have a real grudge?’‘No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don’t have a car.’‘Please,’ he tried again, ‘is there any infidelity in your marriage?’‘Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music – all that hip hop and rap tap – but we can’t seem to do anything about it.’’Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?’‘Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.’Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, ‘Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?’Oh, I don’t want a divorce,’ she replied.’I’ve never wanted a divorce, but my husband does.He says he can’t communicate with me.’
therese_callahan2002 over 5 years ago
“In the dangling conversation, and the superficial sighs—” Simon And Garfunkel.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Well lady, at least you don’t have to wonder anymore!
Egrayjames over 5 years ago
“Thanks Honey…..Sure, I’ll have another beer.”
derdave969 over 5 years ago
I wonder if there is any reason he would want to.
Gretchen's Mom over 5 years ago
♪♫ “Don’t imagine you’re too familiar and I don’t see you anymore.” ♪♫
♪♫ “I don’t want clever conversation; I never want to work that hard.” ♪♫
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“Just The Way You Are” by singer Billy Joel