FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 07, 2018

brilliant reverse psychology, Andy

Not reversed just some of the same treatment. You stop, I stop. What is reversed about that?

She’s been putting up with that come-over for years. If he got rid of that, then worked out at the gym, he might do a decent impression of a bald 80’s Don Johnson. However, the come-over HAS GOT TO GO.

They both have armpits . . .

I don’t see the problem there. Call her on it.

See, this is how she should have acted from the beginning.

Yay! He won. Now he can shave it off.

I have exactly zero problems with my wife not shaving her legs.

Call the bluff, Roger. Leg hairs can be painful if you’re used to them being shaved.

Good for her show Roger no shave face no shave legs.

One of my female friends broke her leg tripping over something while jogging. After six weeks, the cast came off, she came home from the doctor’s office looking like a tarantula on her left side.

Check mate!

My husband quit shaving in 1976. I was serving in the U.S. Army overseas at the time and never had to go through the beginning stages with him. By the time I saw him again 6 months later his beard was nice and soft. He still hasn’t shaved and it’s fine with me.

Andy will break before you do, Roger. In the meantime, you can finish the beard and make her a believer.

Touche!

If anyone thinks Andy will break first, I doubt they’re a woman.