Jack Ohman for May 31, 2018

I wish Putin had picked a different president.

Don’t worry about Donnie’s ‘diet’. He’s going to sell Sessions the top half of his bun.

… I’m sure it’s the Narcissistic personality disorder : exaggerated feelings of self-importance, excessive need for admiration, and a lack of empathy.

America is doomed. The cancer is spreading. Republicans blocked Obama from appointing judges and now they have let loose the floodgates with judges who are all like Roy Moore.

Call CPS !! DT is “sleeping” with a child………oh, I’m sorry. It’s just the AG Jeffy Sessions.

IM OFF, you sleep with children?

Never in history has an American president treated his AG so badly.

Republicans are like a kettle of poisonous snakes,

if they can’t bite you then they will bite each other.

In The Dumpsterfire’s case it’s not Ambien, rather it’s Propecia and the super glue he uses to keep that neon weasel stuck to his head that’s soaked through and rotted his brain! (what little he has, anyway…)

Methinks that the president is about to name Rudy Giuliani as the new Attorney General

Ambien might make you sleep-walk, but it doesn’t turn you into a racist.