This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
So, the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, “Well mate, I got washed up overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm. and dern me if a shark didn’t go and bite off me leg.”
Then the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the hook?” and the pirate answered, “Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.”
Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.”
“You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?”
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
something tells me Jason’s eyeglasses repairs are coming out of Paige’s allowance
Adiraiju almost 6 years ago
“We’b gum to billage and blunder… ad fid subwud who’ll helb by dosebleed!”
BrookFan almost 6 years ago
This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
So, the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, “Well mate, I got washed up overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm. and dern me if a shark didn’t go and bite off me leg.”
Then the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the hook?” and the pirate answered, “Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.”
Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.”
“You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?”
“Well, it was the first day with me hook…”
Serial Pedant almost 6 years ago
Ouch! But no foul-that was a clean hit/
BiggerNate91 almost 6 years ago
Wow, this is an old arc!
Romeo2Delta2 over 3 years ago
“Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.”