Oh, a sadistic equine necrophiliac.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "hey, why the long face?’
I placed a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately, all of the others came in at 12:15.
Oh, it’s ok. Let him brag about it. It’s been nagging at him for years.
That is really oddly worded. I would interpret a jockey saying “I raced Secratariat” to mean “I rode Secratariat (in a race)”. In order for the joke to work, he undoubtedly means “I raced against Secretariat”.
Dan Thompson
x_Tech almost 6 years ago
Oh, a sadistic equine necrophiliac.
Stevefk almost 6 years ago
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "hey, why the long face?’
mddshubby2005 almost 6 years ago
I placed a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately, all of the others came in at 12:15.
Needles2sayu~sewFunny almost 6 years ago
Oh, it’s ok. Let him brag about it. It’s been nagging at him for years.
docredbird almost 6 years ago
That is really oddly worded. I would interpret a jockey saying “I raced Secratariat” to mean “I rode Secratariat (in a race)”. In order for the joke to work, he undoubtedly means “I raced against Secretariat”.