I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I’m just an idiot. Marlon Wayans
America may be the best country in the world, but that’s kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller
Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness. Bruce Eric Kaplan
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain
When I give speeches at college, I don’t tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled. Tucker Max
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I’m just an idiot. Marlon Wayans
America may be the best country in the world, but that’s kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller
Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness. Bruce Eric Kaplan
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain
When I give speeches at college, I don’t tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled. Tucker Max
The Pro from Dover almost 6 years ago
Who picked out these school colors btw?
Daeder almost 6 years ago
I’d like to thank the academy…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 6 years ago
So who is graduating from there? Just there.
sTim Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I don’t get what’s different about this speech? Seems very much like the ones I heard 20 years ago.
kleanerz almost 6 years ago
I don’t understand why they’re attending a graduation ceremony for adults or why they decided it’d be fun to just show up at a random ceremony.