Boy: Mom, can we switch religions? Woman: To what? Boy: To whichever one has the most holidays you can get gifts on.
That’s a kids main priorities. Getting a lot of presents.
Wouldn’t that be Judaism? Get your monotheism without the complications.
(Is Judy Tenuta still pushing her religion of Judyism?)
How many gift-giving holidays does Judaism have, exactly? I know Hanukkah has come to involve gift-giving in response to Christmas, but I don’t know of any others that do.
The religion of the all powerful Me has way too many believers.
Couldn’t have said it better ChukLitl.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
That’s a kids main priorities. Getting a lot of presents.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wouldn’t that be Judaism? Get your monotheism without the complications.
(Is Judy Tenuta still pushing her religion of Judyism?)
tedcoop over 13 years ago
How many gift-giving holidays does Judaism have, exactly? I know Hanukkah has come to involve gift-giving in response to Christmas, but I don’t know of any others that do.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
The religion of the all powerful Me has way too many believers.
James Lindley Premium Member over 13 years ago
Couldn’t have said it better ChukLitl.