Pluggers by Rick McKee for April 23, 2018

oh, boy

“So the trout in his trousers had to call 911.”

Here is a punchline.

You fill in the rest.

A horse, a snake and an isosceles triangle go into a bar. “Good heavens!” says the bar tender, is it Thursday already?"

We are deaf. We just agree with the moving lips.

“This guy insisted that I sold him a dead parrot and then this military officer walks in and says we won’t do this silly nonsense and that we should go to the next skit.”

What’s the difference between a chicken?

One leg is both the same.

And the bartender just shook his head and said, “You’re a MEAN drunk. Clark Kent!”