Ted Rall for December 01, 2010

Call me a cock-eyed optimist, but things will get better………..I hope.

all it would take is for china to embargo us, and dare anyone else to violate the embargo.

The economy is improving, but fricasseeing the rich is not a bad idea.

I can’t imagine Human tastes good….

Sometimes I wish the cartoonist didn’t see things so clearly - as they are beneath the thin veneer of civilization we pretend. Because I like to forget.

Jade: “I can’t imagine Human tastes good…”

Supposedly it tastes like pork (you were expecting chicken?); hence the name “long pig” among some anthropophagi…

“Donner, party of twelve? Your table’s ready. Sorry for the delay.”

“Skip it. I’m the only one left, and I’m not hungry anymore.”

^ I’m going to completely eradicate my knowledge of reading what you just wrote so that I can continue to enjoy pork like God intended for me not to.

It’s the OTHER Other White Meat.

Don’t eat the brains, though, or you might get kuru.

You are what you eat. Only Christians and Confucians taste like pork. Jews taste like chicken, Muslims taste like lamb, and Hindus and Buddhists taste like vegetables.

“Methinks sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian or an ordinary man has: but I am a great eater of beef and I believe that does harm to my wit.” – SIr Andrew Aguecheek

Reminds me of the short story by Twain: “Cannibalism in the Cars.”

Can you imagine people eat dog somewhere? I wonder what it tastes like.

Sooky Rottweiler says;

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! GRRRRRrrrrrr……

^ I’ve heard it’s gamy.

if it doesn’t get better we’re all in deep sh!!…

I don’t know about dog, but horse is delicious.