Reminds me of a funeral director I knew once. He told his pastor how he sometimes has trouble paying his bills, and then the Lord comes through and helps him by giving him a funeral just when he needs one.
This isn’t Star Trek :) and I don’t think anyone here can claim to be Mr. Spock or Dr. McCoy. :) (Reference Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home). May we all have Peace and Long Life.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
One of these days each one of us will brighten his day.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
The most depressing thing about funerals is the bill.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
That’s when business is good.
moronbis over 13 years ago
He is dead right.
rshive over 13 years ago
I know a funeral director who claims his hardest job is to look properly sober at funerals.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Shades of….Six Feet Under. What a show that was. I miss it.
Yukoner over 13 years ago
rshive: you mean he has trouble being dead serious.
jscam Premium Member over 13 years ago
Die now, pay after.
davidf42 over 13 years ago
Reminds me of a funeral director I knew once. He told his pastor how he sometimes has trouble paying his bills, and then the Lord comes through and helps him by giving him a funeral just when he needs one.
dolsonjr over 13 years ago
Come on now, these guys have very rigorous jobs!
boldyuma over 13 years ago
One man’s corpse is another man’s cash…
Can you dig it?
captainedd over 13 years ago
Do I have to die to discuss his philosophy with him?
frrykid Premium Member over 13 years ago
This isn’t Star Trek :) and I don’t think anyone here can claim to be Mr. Spock or Dr. McCoy. :) (Reference Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home). May we all have Peace and Long Life.
rshive over 13 years ago
A drum roll for Yukoner! My funeral director friend is a happy-go-lucky guy. And somehow grinning from ear to ear just doesn’t fit at a funeral.
boldyuma over 13 years ago
“Dammit Jim..I’m a Doctor not an undertaker”…
“He’s dead…Bung”..