C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for October 26, 2008

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    stpatme  over 15 years ago

    Right On!!! Besides, the insides of veggie’s skulls turn green! No lie; that’s how the Soviets were able to identify Hitler’s skull! As if his being one weren’t enough reason to eat meat.

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    ejcapulet  over 15 years ago

    So let me guess, every wolf that eats a stray sheep is polluting the environment. I’d hate to hear how what lions are doing to the ozone!

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    snarkm  over 15 years ago

    Yep doctortoon, which means when everyone goes vegetarian there is no need for so many cows, which in turn means less methane. That’s partly the point of what Donna says.

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    Ray_C  over 15 years ago

    Well…let’s see. All those herbivores with their multiple stomachs produce tons of methane. So we should kill all the herbivores, including wildebeest, zebra, water buffalo…that in turn would make all carnivores extinct: lions, tigers, wolves, cats, etc. That would leave humans who consume fossil fuels, so we need to wipe out the human race, and we’d end up with a beautiful world of soy beans and cockroaches. I’m being facetious, of course; but I do think we need to step back and examine all these dire predictions and temper them with some hard data.

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    DougDean  over 15 years ago

    No, no, no! Pollsters’ livers go with fava beands and Chianti! With vegans you need shallots and brown sauce!

    Sheesh! Get with the program!

    Incidentally, politicians go with tripe marinated for two years in aged bilge.

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    Ray_C  over 15 years ago

    Sounds right to me, DougDean, though not very appetizing.

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