Jack Ohman for February 08, 2018

Bet it has satellite radio!

The Tesla is on it’s way to Milliways for lunch!

I WOULD mention that the Tesla is a convertible, and it’s NOT a DeLorean, but I don’t think I’ll bother…

I would. Everyone knows DeLoreans are only time machines and not spaceships. The first convertible spaceship was a Corvette of course (“Takin’ a Ride” playing in the background). Ragtops rule!

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David Bowie sang, “Is there life on Mars?”

The Tesla car played Bowie’s Space Oddity on its way to Mars.

Why are aliens always naked?

“But he’s NOT The Stig, he’s The Stig’s Interplanetary Cousin!”

Those aliens are still using fossil fuels – it is why they haven’t gotten off their planet and there is no vegetation left.

Scott Pruitt says Global Warming is good for you.

Does anybody realize that the Tesla is now headed for the asteroid belt??? It took a wrong turn at the signal light. The GPS didn’t kick in to correct the trajectory. So we can wave bye-bye to the Tesla and wish it Godspeed. Do you suppose it has asteroid Shield protection?

So Martians are actually Pluggers?