Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 17, 2018

Go play in the pond scum.

I wonder how old Mrs. Daffy is. She must have all her teeth in order to eat her corn pond scum. But, to have all white feathers? With no bluing? She must really be over the rainbow.

One of the few times you want something to taste scummy. Or is that “yummy scummy”?

She’s got a face on her forehead.

What is she holding to her ear??? (say most people under 20)

Mmmm—pond scum …