Beardo by Dan Dougherty for January 16, 2018

If this wasn’t a rerun, the flip phones would be the cause of panic.

To be fair, if my wife called and said she had killed somebody with the car, I don’t know what I’d do.

I wanted a flip phone, but my son got a free iPhone for me. What a pain in the arse. If I go outside this time of year, the battery is dead within 5 minutes even if I put the danged thing under my jacket, sweatshirt and shirt.

I started with a small brick, then a fat flip with only the screen on the flip part, then a thin flip, and finally an iPhone. Now I’m on my second iPhone, and never want to go back.