Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 11, 2018

“Wicked wits, babe!”

You poor thing.

Frank Sinatra cultivated a reputation as a generous tipper. One night he was wining and dining a table full of his friends, and when the waitress came around with the check he asked her what was the biggest tip she’d ever gotten. She replied “a thousand dollars”. He was somewhat taken aback but decided his reputation was at stake, so he tipped her $2000. Then, on the way out, he asked her if she remembered who the previous big tipper was. “Why, it was you, Mr. Sinatra!”.

a better flight would be with frand and ernest

My mother once sat next to author Studs Terkel on a flight. Mr. Terkel was pretty well known back in the sixties…

Frank Sinatra couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. He got where he was because of the mob.

Frank Sinatra couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. He got where he was because of the mob.

if that was the highlight of someone’s life, they’ve had a pathetic life.

My step-mother-in-law has finished a matinee singing performance in Philly when the management requested her to hold the stage for him. His flight was let getting in from Hawaii. She performed for almost two and a half hours until he was able to do the show and got to introduce him. The items he sent her in thanks she has always treasured.

My step-mother-in-law has finished a matinee singing performance in Philly when the management requested her to hold the stage for him. His flight was let getting in from Hawaii. She performed for almost two and a half hours until he was able to do the show and got to introduce him. The items he sent her in thanks she has always treasured.

her friends must’ve been green-eyed with envy…