Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 27, 2017

I would think Saint Nicholas utilizes a diaper like astronauts do.

And don’t forget the reindeer.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Did ya eat?

Oh, dinner-table-conversation! Yeah; we had that kind last night.

“You left the seat up again; didn’t you?”

Do not eat any off coloured snow.

Stop thinking.

Santa has a hole in the bottom of the sleigh and lets loose on Grinch’s houses!!!

Depends…

I’ve never really thought about it.

[Standing in for JPUZZLEWHIZ]: You’ll be glad Tony didn’t ask Tony’s 2nd QOD: Do you have to go?

Since no one else has, I’ll make the obligatory “yule log” comment.