B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 20, 2017

Everything you own on a tree to the left

This kind of reminds me of the crane games they have in arcades.

Very, very good

Yeah, you just can’t trust creatures with opposable thumbs.

My thumbs aren’t merely opposable, they’re oppositional. They argue with the rest of my digits and things get dropped.

How does he know where Matt itches?

You don’t want to use critters with opposable thumbs or they’ll take over.