Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 26, 2006

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Dick Cheney: Boom! Boom! God, I miss it! Man: Sir, it's been six weeks now. If you don't get back up on the horse soon, the late-night comics win! People miss the old Cheney - the dead-eye Dick who once took down 50 pen-raised pheasants in a single day! Cheney: 70. Man: 70? Wow... what did you do with 70 dead birds? Cheney: Give 'em to poor people. Man: See, people don't see that tender side of you, sir! You need to get back in the field! Cheney: Can't. Hunting season's over. It'd be against the law. Man and Cheney: Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha! Ha! Man: Seriously, sir, you need to be killing something. Just to unwind. Cheney: I know, I know...