Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 09, 2001
Transcript:
Walden president: Now there's a sight to warm the heart of a college president...warm bodies! It is with great pleasure that I welcome the matriculating class of '05! As you may know, you are the most qualified class in Walden history, with nearly half of you graduating in the top 50% of your class! Bravo! We trust you will bring all that candle power to bear in meeting the challenges of freshman year! Of course, not everyone elects to do so, and to meet the needs of that particular student, Walden has offered rolling re-admission. So to you returning freshman, let me just say, welcome back! Zipper: This is such a special place! Jeff: Last time, man.