Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 28, 1999
Transcript:
Jeff: I was thinking of going to class today, dude. Zipper: Why don't we go back to the room an download P1-rated MP3's instead? Jeff: Okay. Zipper: Were you successful in high school, man? Jeff: I guess...I was elected president of my class....of course, my school was so fractious and balkanized that my people - the goths - had a plurality. It was a way sucky school, man - probably the worst in the state! Zipper: It couldn't have been that bad, dude. Jeff: Why not? Zipper: You know words like "fractious", "balkanized" and "plurality". Jeff: Thanks. I also know "feckless". And I used to know "penal".