Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 24, 1999

Transcript:

Jeffrey: Hey, Mr. Tour Guy, does Walden have any social life? Zipper: Good question, young man...let's ask this typical Walden student! Excuse me, miss, what's the social scene like here at Walden? Cricket: Are you kidding? It's great! I'm out almost every night, and the weekends are just one big rolling party! Of course, I'm dating you! Zipper: Just a happy coincidence, folks!