Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for September 01, 2017

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    katina.cooper  over 6 years ago

    I would tell the neighbor that if she didn’t like the length of my grass, she could just get her back side over here and cut it her self. Of course, I would say the other word, not back side.

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    gopher gofer  over 6 years ago

    snip snip snip…

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    terra.cripe  over 6 years ago

    I retired from mowing grass. I pay my friend $25/week to do it for me. And I sweat just watching her do it. If she can’t come as scheduled and the grass gets long…not my problem! I will rake leaves and shovel snow, but with God as my witness, I shall never mow grass again!

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Her Majesty” can get off her rear end and cut it herself to her satisfaction! Lol Who do you live next-door to, the queen of England!? “My lady liege” lol

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    saxie5  over 6 years ago

    My husband hates yard work so much, he made a robotic lawnmower! He then attached a camera and remote control and mows are lawn while sitting in front of the computer.

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