Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2017

Ah not nuts!

I thought being a light eater was supposed to be healthy!

Ouch! That was a bad joke.

I’m old enough to remember when “led” was a perfectly normal word. Now, I’ve even seen a newspaper article using the word “leaded” as past tense of “lead”. The only time I expect to see “leaded” is when talking about gasoline.

Stephan Pastis, is that you?

he’s out like a light…