By no means encourage her to think the truth about you, namely, that you really were spying on her — something I’m confident in guessing you’ve done non-stop since the day you met her. So yes, keep up the compulsive deceit — both of her and yourself — by any means necessary.
And shifting topics for a moment, Suss-Man … I’d recommend you check yourself into a substance abuse clinic for some help with that device addiction. While you’re at it, ask them to give you a flea bath, too.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Dear Suspicious,
By no means encourage her to think the truth about you, namely, that you really were spying on her — something I’m confident in guessing you’ve done non-stop since the day you met her. So yes, keep up the compulsive deceit — both of her and yourself — by any means necessary.
And shifting topics for a moment, Suss-Man … I’d recommend you check yourself into a substance abuse clinic for some help with that device addiction. While you’re at it, ask them to give you a flea bath, too.
Good boy!
Tiny Texter
Serial Pedant over 6 years ago
This calls for a Pity F***!