How to get rid of the legendarily annoying Elmo: First, you get a blunt instrument. From much experimentation, I have found that the best blunt insrument is Elmo’s “Sesame Street” compatriot, The Count. Pick up the Count, and whack Elmo repeatedly (and very hard indeed) on the head, while COUNTING: “One, two, three, four, FIVE! FIVE whackings of Elmo!” (It is preferable to say this in a bad Transylvanian accent, but by no means mandatory.)
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
I bet grown-up Oscar would be a hoarder. Then again, he’s always been a hoarder.
keltii almost 7 years ago
big bird is no longer 3?
Piksea Premium Member almost 7 years ago
It’s weird that I heard Elmo doing Merchant of Venice IN Elmo’s voice in my head as I read this, isn’t it?
Godfreydaniel almost 7 years ago
How to get rid of the legendarily annoying Elmo: First, you get a blunt instrument. From much experimentation, I have found that the best blunt insrument is Elmo’s “Sesame Street” compatriot, The Count. Pick up the Count, and whack Elmo repeatedly (and very hard indeed) on the head, while COUNTING: “One, two, three, four, FIVE! FIVE whackings of Elmo!” (It is preferable to say this in a bad Transylvanian accent, but by no means mandatory.)
DanWolfie over 3 years ago
I am guessing this is a joke on “Sesame Street” moving to HBO.
adoragem123 about 3 years ago
I play roblox behind mom’s back…sneaky