In all the English language concordances I have consulted, I have yet to find “rapture” listed. The mass includes Days of Wrath, Jesus says no one knows when it will come like a thief in the night, Amos says it will be like running from a lion and encountering a bear. And yet countless suckers believe some false prophet who says they know, it is soon, and you won’t need your money so give it to me.
whiteheron almost 7 years ago
The rapture part is he can’t hear her anymore.
pumpman19 almost 7 years ago
Lucky he had a convertable … otherwise he would have smashed his head on the roof.
john_chubb almost 7 years ago
The rapture already happened – I hate to break it to you, but you didn’t make the cut!
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
It’s all right, he was letting god steer the car anyway.
al.howard almost 7 years ago
You notice the carping female is left behind.
drycurt almost 7 years ago
I haven’t been to a rapture, but doesn’t the body stay behind?
Hippogriff almost 7 years ago
In all the English language concordances I have consulted, I have yet to find “rapture” listed. The mass includes Days of Wrath, Jesus says no one knows when it will come like a thief in the night, Amos says it will be like running from a lion and encountering a bear. And yet countless suckers believe some false prophet who says they know, it is soon, and you won’t need your money so give it to me.
JediSQL Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Ha! we’ve been watching the “Ghosts” TV series. A big traffic jam is great place for that to happen, either way.