Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 04, 1997
Transcript:
Mr. Slocum: I don't get it, man. Everyone else got an A! Why not me? Teacher: Because you blew off the test, Mr. Slocum. Why else? Mr. Slocum: I think it's because I'm a member of the fraternity community! I'm being victimized by your low expectations! And that's not fair, man...I'm entitled to straight A's, just like everyone else on campus! Teacher: This is interesting. Why are you "entitled" to grades you don't earn? Mr. Slocum: It's a greek thing - you wouldn't understand. Teacher: Well, help me out. Are you some sort of athlete?