Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 20, 2019

Transcript:

Pete: What are you playing? Dusty: This new video game, "Election Day '04." It's pretty intense. You have to get past these registration thugs. Then through the "Varying-Ballot-Methods Jungle", and avoid the "Lesser-of-Tow-Evils Malaise." Then, you get to... Pete: Watch out! Dusty: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Pete: What was that? Dusty: Katherine Harris. There are still some bugs from the '00 version.