Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 28, 1993
March 27, 1993
March 29, 1993
Transcript:
Joanie: (Hope I'm not vulnerable on anything...I'd hate to think I'd led a boring life in vain.) Senator: Ms. Caucus, have you ever written a bad check? Joanie: Not to my knowledge, Senator. Senator: Have you ever experimented with marijuana? Joanie: No, sir, never. Senator: Ms. Caucus, have you ever hired an illegal alien? Joanie: No, Senator, I have not. Senator: Ms. Caucus, have you ever failed to pay taxes on a frequent flier award trip? Joanie: On an award trip? I...uh...I..Aiiee! Senators: Who does she think she is? What, the laws don't apply to her? Get outa here! Mark: Yuppie crime - is it out of control? Give us a call!
