Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 1990

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Mike: What's that? Zonker: The spring release schedule. It was just posted. Mike: Guys! Gals! Check out these upcoming highlights in "Doonesbury!" Plan your life around them! Mr. Butts: Of course it's safe! Try one! J.J.: But, hey, what about my needs? Roland and Rick: Manipulate us! Manipulate us! Mark: The Keating five oughta resign! Keating five: We're outa here! Zonker: Oh, wow! Hear what Nixon just did? Ron Headrest: M-mommy made me do it do it! Man: Liar! Worm! Dirt-bag! Dr. Whoopee: Yo! Comrades! Check it out! Ronald Reagan: Sorry about the last eight years. Andy: It happens, sir. Marcia Feinbloom: Hey, you! How many barrels of oil died for that parka? Man 2: Hee, hee! I wonder what the cartoonists will do with that! Lacey: Think, dear heart! Do we have a level playing field or not? Joanie: Who knows what I want? Alice: Good morning, Mr. Mayor! Elmont: What's up, doll? George Bush: I see an America where I have a 100% approval rating! Zonker: Pick me! Pick me! Honey: Why am I taking delivery? I know better! Mike: Circled your favs? No? You say they were too small to read? Contact your local editor! 'Bye for now! A Doonesbury Planner Scheduled spring releases 1. Mark's father left at the altar, poignant fun. Week of March 12. 2 Mr. Butts goes to Thailand, hot issue. Week of March 19. 3 Duke forced to exercise diplomatic immunity five times in one week.* Week of March 26. *Contains colorful language. 4 J.J. goes on "Oprah" to discuss her sex life. Week of April 2. 5 White House press corps yearns for "good old days." Week of April 9. 6 Mark whips up public over S&L scandals.* Week of April 16. *Contains technical language. 7 The Keating five resign. Week of April 23. 8 Reruns. (Artist suffers kidney stone attack.) Week of April 30. 9 Dan Quayle finally visits Venezuela. Week of May 7. 10 Ron Headrest goes into synidcation. Week of May 14. 11 Boopsie quits Disney film over "creative differences." Week of May 21. 12 Dr. Whoopee opens a kiosk in red square. Week of May 28. 13 Andy raps with new AIDS activist Ronald Reagan. Week of June 4. 14 Marcia Feinbloom becomes a pro-fur activist. Week of June