Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 06, 1989
January 05, 1989
January 07, 1989
Transcript:
J.J.: Zonker, what makes you think you know the first thing about child care? Zonker: What, are you serious? Tell me, J.J., do you know how to properly clean a pacifier? What are the early symptoms of lyme disease? What's the safest way to give an infant a bath? How do you relieve teething pain? J.J.: Well...okay. I know I'm going to regret this, but we're desperate. Zonker: Don't worry, everything'll be fine. Have a good day. Mike: Do you really know all that stuff? Zonker: Of course not. But you have to gain a mother's trust, Mike.
