Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2017

I hope the argument doesn’t DRAG ON!

He has Clark Gable’s ears.

And you can’t even keep this place clean. You need a Butler.

Maybe if she gargoyled every now and then, her breath might not offend…….

Flying dragons are Gone with the Wing.

She will now be dependent upon the kindness of strangers.

So that’s why Atlanta is burning.

Usually it’s the mother-in-law who’s the real dragon……..

Don’t worry, tomorrow is another day.

She really needs to work on her Southern accent.