Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 02, 1982

Transcript:

Brad: Why, hello, Mrs. Davenport! What can I do for you? Lacey: Brad, I have a big favor to ask you... Brad: Sure, shoot. Lacey: I was wondering if you might have time today to announce a write-in candidacy opposing me. I just think it's shame that the voters haven't got a choice this year. Brad: Are you kidding me? I got creamed last time I ran against you! The voters don't want a choice, they want you! They love you! The republicans love yo, the independents love you. The democrats love you... Hell, even I love you! Lacey: That's sweet of you, Brad, but we have the two-party system to think about here!