Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2017

Oye gettin’ comfortable in the trenches? Is that even possible?

Go dig a trench or build a castle.

Mmmm… Why would knights be in a foxhole? (Or trench)

You’d better hope his first name is not Leeroy. That could be bad. XD

Bored and happy are not mutually exclusive. Let’s discuss at Happy Hour this evening.

I like bored. I have friends who like exciting. My answering machine says; "You have a collect call from a correctional institution.

Horatio Hero.