"Sure, everybody thinks being married to Rapuzel must be great. She's gorgeous and famous. But no one thinks about the fortune I spend on shampoo."
“Is that why you keep her locked up in that tower? You’re no better than the witch.”
…and plumbers, don’t forget the plumbers. I swear, she backs up the drain every other day!
RepuNzel.
A woman whose name was Rapuzel
Had long hair and a steadfast refusal
To go shampoo-buying,
So her husband’s supplying
The goods – it’s all one big bamboozle!
And that’s just her armpit hair.
Not that having shorter hair would lessen the amount of shampoo a women uses………………………………………………….
Spare hair is fair.
It’s spelled “Rapoozal.”
@THE PROUD POLACK
You must have a wife like mine.
August 21, 2015
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
“Is that why you keep her locked up in that tower? You’re no better than the witch.”
Farside99 over 7 years ago
…and plumbers, don’t forget the plumbers. I swear, she backs up the drain every other day!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
RepuNzel.
Limerick Larry over 7 years ago
A woman whose name was Rapuzel
Had long hair and a steadfast refusal
To go shampoo-buying,
So her husband’s supplying
The goods – it’s all one big bamboozle!
Under Dog Premium Member over 7 years ago
And that’s just her armpit hair.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 7 years ago
Not that having shorter hair would lessen the amount of shampoo a women uses………………………………………………….
jbduncan over 7 years ago
Spare hair is fair.
buskeroo over 7 years ago
It’s spelled “Rapoozal.”
Farside99 over 7 years ago
@THE PROUD POLACK
You must have a wife like mine.