Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 03, 1978

Transcript:

Mark: Coming up in just a moment - an actual celebrity! We're not sure what we'll be plugging, but we know you'll find it interesting! Today we're pleased to have with us on "Profiles on Parade," Mr. Ned Stax, one of the hottest properties in America, and currently on a 27-city tour! Mr. Stax has recently signed a well-publicized deal with Robert Stigwood Productions, set by industry biggies at $25 million, not including options. A television series, and spin-offs, are planned, as well as a major movie. Plus, sequels and remakes, not to mention posters, novelizations, and, of course, records! Mr. Stax, as I was leafing through the notices in your publicity kit, one question kept nagging at me: what exactly do you do? Man: What do I do? Mark: Yes, for what activity are you celebrated? Are you a singer? A writer? An athlete, perhaps? Man: Why... I can't remember... Mark: Okay. Not important. Let's move on...